1. If, upon entering a store, a clothing item is surrounded in a halo of light just for you and is singing to you like all the choirs of heaven, buy it. Who are you to deny divine providence? If you don't buy it, you'll regret it. And worse yet, when you go back to get it, it'll be gone. Or, even worse, it'll still be there. But no longer in your size.
2. If you go shopping with a huge wad of cash to spend, you'll find nothing to buy. Conversely, if your checking account is sobbing and you're scraping the bottom of your purse just to buy a diet coke, can't-live-without clothing items will surround you like a swarm of bees.
3. Your best friends will tell you if you truly look awful in an outfit you're trying on. Especially if they want to buy something just like it.
4. When shopping with your husband and he asks you, "how many sweaters do you need?", the correct answer is, "baby, you can't count that high."
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